A really really ridiculously good looking person who is smart and can rock a pair of glasses like no other

A rare and beautiful creature, capable of both quoting all the original Star Wars movies and making you want to hop in the sack with her for approximately the time it would take to watch said movies.

She stops by 4chan regularly, can kick your ass at Call of Duty (which of course should lead to a lengthy play-wrestling session), and, when asked, will always, always make you a sammich.