Hose Hound
Hose Hound by sallypothead December 17, 2003
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Hose Hound
Harry: "Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!" Lloyd: "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!"
Hose Hound by ForeignDude February 20, 2010
Related Words
hosehound • horehound • hoe hounding • hoes-hound • house hound • hose beast • hose • hose monster • hose-pipe • hose job
Hose Hound
Hose Hound by VegasDude January 16, 2005
Hose Hound
Ross: Dude, i got with this chick last weekend as a joke and blew my load in her face as a joke, but she called me up again today.
Hari: Nice, make sure you get it in her eye this time and that Hose Hound wont be beggin anymore.
Hari: Nice, make sure you get it in her eye this time and that Hose Hound wont be beggin anymore.
Hose Hound by Ross Love December 31, 2008
Hose Hound
I caught my hose hound banging the rookie
That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
Hose Hound by Rachel Pew Pew April 6, 2020
Hosehound
A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.
Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....
Hosehound by Los cochinos July 5, 2016
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