john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!
steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!
steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!
by usualsuspectgigity November 30, 2011
Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
Jab Cunt 1. Hey how's you and Darin
Jab Cunt 2. I ditched his ass, he was being a lazy sack of horseshit
Jab Cunt 2. I ditched his ass, he was being a lazy sack of horseshit
by TrippyLongSox January 10, 2020
Horseshit is a form of nonsense that is subtly different from bullshit, in that bullshit is something that the person preaching KNOWS is nonsense, but preaches anyway (disingenuously), whereas horseshit is nonsense that the person actually fully believes, because they are stupid.
When Joe Biden says that he cares about migrants, that is bullshit. When Trumpers believe that Biden stole the election, that is horseshit.
by q359 July 26, 2023
Someone or something extremely unnecessary and fucked up or f***** up minded people to wanna deal with
The customer is barely ever right who come up wit
h always right horseshit!!!
Did you just watch that horseshit. Why did you keep looking at it like a dickhole??
h always right horseshit!!!
Did you just watch that horseshit. Why did you keep looking at it like a dickhole??
by Anal Ho Dumbass March 17, 2021
Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald
by GetOffaMyLawn May 27, 2017