mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019

god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 7, 2021

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

horse mouth bitch

yo mouth look like a horse . and yo ass talk to much like stfu sometimes nigga

" you horse mouth bitch you talk to much "
" ok and yo ass let out to much shit fat ass bitch stop eating"

by . Korvencii December 8, 2021

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 10, 2021

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator April 28, 2018