"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
Hornymoon (noun)
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
“Where’s Jude and his wife?”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”
“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️
“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”
“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️
“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”
by DICKSENS May 22, 2025