Hopple 

Hollow Apple. To get apple juice, the juice is sucked out of an apple leaving just the shell - a hollow apple. Hopples are sold to the poor people who cannot afford real apples. A.k.a pepper.

Person one: Why is that poor person eating a pepper like an apple?
Person two: Oh thats not a pepper, its a hopple.
Person one: I see... This is good apple juice.

Hopple by AsianInvasion22 June 10, 2009

hopple 

The base sexual technique for when you post someone on their neck and then leap/fall into their body with your penis. This maneuver was implied by Trevanian in his novel Shibumi. In the subtext of a page Trevanian informed the reader that for their own safety he could not divulge his advanced sexual techniques to prevent injury or death.

To start a hopple you have to post the receiver up on their neck and possibly elbows with the rest of their body suspended over them. You then jump or fall and land with your penis entering their body. A hopple has been successfully completed if at least one participant orgasms and at least one participant survives. They do not have to be the same person.

There are many variants of the hopple.
Hopple - Jump from a standing position and land in a posted up vagina.
Dropple - Fall from a height and land in a posted up vagina.
Hopplegore - Jump from a standing position and land in an anus.
Dropplegoral - Fall from a height and land in a hopple-positioned receiver's mouth.

You can modify the hopple with any number of prefixes and suffixes to suit your mood/skill level, from the standard hopple to the Necroppletopplegoral where you get a running start on a corpse, cross-check it into a hopple position while simultaneously somersaulting into the air and landing in its mouth.

Bro: What happened to Linda?
Me: I tried to hopple her but she broke her neck and died.
Bro: Did you cum?
Me: No I broke my dick in half.
Bro: Fail.

Bro: Hey man can you help me hold up this corpse so I can necropplegore him?
Me: FULL GAY!

hopple by funk potato September 4, 2009

Hopple 

Hopple is derived from the word, Hopes, the word Hopes means to be utterly helpless, a weakling among others. Hopple was formed when the Greek word Hopes was translated to Russian.

Wow i feel sorry for that kid hes such a hopple.

Hopple by hurryupyoufag March 29, 2008

hopple'd 

To be continuosly filled with plentiful amounts of cum.

I totally hopple'd that that fat girl from Wendys last night!

hopple'd by Mr.Jeezy April 15, 2010

heeple hopple 

1. A large amount of something, insinuating as such leads to others reading you as suspect.

"I have a heeple hopple of three's in my hand." "That is some Dudo, bro"

*shows four three's in hands, two of which were birds*

"That ain't no Dudo. That is a heeple hopple, king!"

"Damn birbmeta."

heeple hopple by PengyPoo November 1, 2021

heeple hopple 

1. A large amount of something, insinuating as such leads to others reading you as suspect.

"I have a heeple hopple of three's in my hand." "That is some Dudo, bro"

*shows four three's in hands, two of which were birds*

"That ain't no Dudo. That is a heeple hopple, king!"

"Damn birbmeta."

heeple hopple by PengyPoo November 1, 2021

hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic has a larger heart then others, being more prone to a broken heart then the regular person. They are in love with the idea of being loved and loving back. They are NOT made for today’s standards, as they believe in the little things about true love, fairy tales, and chivalry, and truly believe that there is only one person out there for them. They get attached quickly, but they are genuinely the best boy/girl friend you could have. They are loving, caring people who give their 100%, expecting full return. They often dream of who they will spend the rest of their life with, and romanticizing what the two of them will do together. They dream to be romanced with sweet simple things and thoughtful surprises, and just want someone to care for them and hold them, and tell them everything will be okay.

a hopeless romantic is one who romanticizes about their partner and their future together

hopeless romantic by elizabethh roosee April 23, 2020