Hootie Blowfish 

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

Hootie Blowfish by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006

Hootie or blowfish 

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

Hootie or blowfish by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

hootie and the blowfish

Band from the mid-nineties that signaled the beginning of the end for alternative music.

Have you heard the new hootie and the blowfish album? Wow! They really suck!

hootie and the blowfish by c_anderson February 5, 2006

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

Hootie and the blowfish by HATBF January 22, 2014

hootie and the blowfish

one of the best bands of the mid 90's. sang song such as
only wanna be with you
time
only lonely
hold my hand
i go blind
tuckers town
old man and me

Hootie and the blowfish are the best band ever

hootie and the blowfish by Guinea Pig April 2, 2005

Hootie and the Blowfish

the 'ORIGINAL' Pearl Jam

then came The Crash Test Dummies

then came Pearl Jam (who names thei band after cum?)

Pearl Jam are cum gargling faggots.

Hootie and the Blowfish by Mtv and all 'other' music video channels suck teh cock August 11, 2004

hootie and the blowfish

um......... see Pearl Jam

Hootie and the Blowfish sound indentical to Pearl Jam

hootie and the blowfish by bung December 10, 2003