Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”

Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?

Hoop Theory by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024

Hoop Earring Theory 

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

Hoop Earring Theory by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

Hoop Earring Theory 

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.

Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!

Hoop Earring Theory by HoopChick May 18, 2009

Hoop Earring Theory 

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

Hoop Earring Theory by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

Hoop earring theory 

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

Hoop earring theory by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025