When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics.
In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse.
Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.
Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.
by Achlysis December 30, 2010
When a visiting team in an athletic competition receives excessive penalties or unjustified penalties from the Zebras or Referees; The visiting team may also have game deciding calls go against them. The home team receives preferential treatment.
Did you see the Eagles get home schooled in Foxboro by the Patriots? The zebras and the NFL wanted to see the Patriots go undefeated!
by specter woodland May 03, 2008
A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.
Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
by ronws23 August 20, 2009
adj:
Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.
slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.
slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.
by Hasbro July 06, 2006
An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.
The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.
The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.
Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.
Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!
Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!
by Vilhelm October 20, 2006
Some one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004
A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"
JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?!
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...
by JenniferJ November 12, 2007