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Holbrook, MA

A small town near Braintree, Randolph, and Brockton. Their schooling system is very trashy and the JSHS is literally crumbling in front of our eyes. We're getting a beautiful new school, but it is still the same old, naggy staffing. There are a few places to hang out such as the park along with the field and courts. Most of the good students are leaving to go to a different school for high school because they actually want a good education from a credited high school. Lots of the children who stay her into drinking and drugs and sex, but there are some good kids. The graduating classes usually don't have more than 50 graduates because most fail, dropout, or go somewhere else. There is a lot of useless drama and rumors. I would not send my child here ever. The taxes are up because of the new school, but they still don't have money for busing. So in conclusion some people in Holbrook are chill, they have high taxes, druggies and hoes, and the school systems are very bad quality
Wow! You live in Holbrook, Ma? I feel bad for you bro.
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Holbrook, MA

most of the girls here have been fucked by the time theyre in 8th grade, refuse to tell the truth. the non populars consist of people who are hyper and what not and who arent in a rush to grow up boys are all jocks or skaters who have no better time on their hands other then to pick on the nonpopulars. Here most of the adults have no clue whats going on with theirkids, then the older kids come out. they go to the park and they trash it, have sex, and do drugs at it.the entire town knows the song "dont stop believeing".the only kids are smart are the 6th graders. Holbrook contains 3 public schools that you will leave by 8th grade. Ramblewood,ramblehood is the worst place there are stabbings, fights, and drugs in almost every apartment. There are 4spots in the fence where people from the "grove" cut through to get to the main part of town. The grove is a place where most teenagers, and 5th graders live. Here is where most of the skating and partying happpens because the grove is a main path to the pastures and the lake is a place where kids hide from the cops to drink. The turf is a place where most people practice for football but behind it is a local sex bin in the woods, where people have been offered drugs and sex.Most of the people who live in Holbrook claim they are moving but never do Although, Holbrook has killer food and some decent people
Melissa from holbrook, ma- oh hey

Joe- hi...where are you from?
Melissa - Holbrook
Joe- never heard of it..
Melissa- good....
Joe- how many people are fake?
Melissa- alot.
Joe- *leaves*

Ashley from Holbrook- HI!!! :D
Joe from above- are you from holbrook?
Ashley-yeah....
Joe- bye.

Holbrook MA 

quiet little town, where everyone goes to blue hills. ramble wood is the ghetto, and we have a trailer park. full of drama girls and middle School drama. everyone acts like fake brockton gangsters. atleast we aint Randolph
"The crackhead came from Holbrook MA"
Holbrook MA by a idiot lol October 23, 2019

Holbrook MA 

Holbrook is a shitty little town in East MA we're everything involed with policts is a joke, the streets are a mess and it takes literally 2 years to build something. Usually the kids that live here are heavy drinkers and blaze pretty much everyday. If you goto hobrook public schools you will probably leave after 8th grade and switch to either blue hills or a private school. This is mainly because the high school consists of trailer homes for some classes. The sports here suck. Lets just say in the last week 3 people have been stabbed. Just to get out of class, people will write a bomb threat, 95% of the time you wont get caught. Holbrook attracts the kids that get kicked out of they're high school. Holbrook ios not a credited high school and will probably not be there for much longer. Holbrook has about 5 apartment complexs and there is one tiny middle class neuihborhood, wich is like the projects for Hingham. Holbrook kids are normally tough cause they come from basically nothing and have nothing to live for. Girls here are absolute sluts and there is sooo much drama. Since Holbrook is 3 miles wide you can ride your bike anywhere and the "park" is a sick place to hang. If you have not spent more than 4 hours of your life in Hoesbrook House, then your probably not from holbook. All in all Holbrook is sick, and shitty at the smae time.
80% of Holbrook Ma high is filled with black people.

holbrook ma 

This is a tiny little town next to Brockton. We have a highschool, but everyone ends up leaving after 8th grade and we only have like 20 seniors each year. The highschool is so ghetto, the ceiling tiles falll off and hit kids in the head. no joke. All holbrook kids are tough & end up being a potheadd by 9th grade.And usually every kid 7th and up has had a run in with the police(unless your one of the nerds ) we have a park, but thats pretty much the only place there is to hang, unless your cool enough to go to the Pitts or the Pastures. We have our own little ghetto called ramblewoood. i guess you could say holbrooks a shitty ass town & an amazing townn ,
- im from holbrook ma
- wheres that?
holbrook ma by holbrookian May 15, 2011
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