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Hockey boy 

Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.
Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.

Friend: me too but they don’t exist.

—3 days later—

Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses

Friend: give it time

—3 weeks later—

Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO

Friend: hate to say I told you so
Hockey boy by Pick bunny December 29, 2018

hockey boy 

Wears khakis, sperrys, hockey jackets, and have greasy flow. They wear trench coats, baseball caps and red scarves. Usually considered popular at school, always seen with their squad. Never by themselves. Fuck boys who think theyre sick!!!!
oh he's one of those fuckboy hockey boy guys
hockey boy by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015

hockey boy 

a hockey boy is either a 4'9" or 6'7" he's cool, and breaths oxygen. If he's not 4'9" or 6'7", then he's a fraud. Basically lives on the ice. His name would be Jackson, Jason, Justin, Joshua, Josh, Marco, Matthew, Max, Noah, Tyler, Donald, Daniel, Tristian, Christan, Cristian, Kyle, Adam, Carson, Greg, Owen, Diago, Harrison, Conner, Matteo, Griffen, Colen, and Anthony.
girl 1: Wow, he's cool.
girl 2: Yeah, he's a hockey boy.

hockey boy 

rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy
geez that hockey boy is rlly cute
hockey boy by the mom of the world January 18, 2022

Hockey boy 

The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey
Hockey boy by Sugoma13 March 7, 2024

National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day 

On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one