Hoan

1. The true meaning of a man. Strong minded and witty. This is truly one of a kind; priceless treasure.

2. The epitome of a pimp. Gentleman by day. Freak by night. Also a great lover and friend. To which do you indulge?

Gahhh Damnnnn Hoan is a pimp! I wonder if he'll be my lover.

by Hoan April 12, 2005

Hoan

A contraction of the common phrase ‘hold on’. Commonly used by gamers and screeners alike.

“Hoan, I gotta find where my fucking professor put this assignment up.”

by monkey flatbread February 8, 2023

Hoan

Is Hoan a feeling? A place? A person? We may never know.

Girl #1: Does anyone know what a Hoan is yet?
Girl #2: Nope

by The Herp of All Derps July 10, 2016

Hoan

Asian wannabe K-pop star who is too much of a wuss to ask a girl and can be considered white trash, Single, Never can get a girlfriend, breaks peoples heart, lives with his parents until he dies and is VERY Dumb IQ is -Infinity. Has hair like a rat and is hiding boners with jackets.

Her: I love you
Him: ...ok
Her: Your such a Hoan
Him: HELL YEAH

by TheLegend069 February 16, 2017

HOAN

When you go hard on a nigga.

You: You see bros new chick? She look like a man!
Me: Chill bro, why you going HOAN!

by HOANY December 30, 2022

Hoan

The best YouTuber on the planet

“That guy is a hoan”

by EpikDude2000 March 12, 2023