The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.
Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.
by sanduski June 30, 2009
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An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.
"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".
by Skiitchin June 24, 2021
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The last girl you hookup with before you get married/engaged.
I slept with the stripper from the bachelor party last night. I guess that makes her my Hitch Bitch
by PapiChulo13 September 24, 2019
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When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.
by Mr.bobo95 October 14, 2013
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To tag along for a ride one way or both ways to a certain location.

Sometimes just used to get to one destination, usually just a one way trip.

Compensation offered may consist of taking turns driving, splitting the cost of gas, or trade.

There are some websites that offer forums for people to search for open seats/rides offered all across the world. One of these sites is www.AtoBme.com.
Gary and I were bored one day so we thought it would be fun to surf through www.AtoBme.com and Hitch-A-Ride with someone heading out of town.
by MrDrive January 28, 2010
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Someone who wears their pants extraordinarily high and is an all-round nerd/n00b etc. High-pitched annoying whine is caused by pants-induced trauma to the nutsacs generally uses lame, childish, stale comebacks
normalperson:You damn hitch-up fix your pants before your voice makes everyone deaf!
hitch-up: make me *sticks out toungue*
by GHtool July 11, 2006
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It is a phrase meaning;
To get married
The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)
by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017
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