hipsterpotamus

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.

Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.

by Paco43 July 18, 2011

Hipsterpotamus

A very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache

"Dude. Check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. So incredibly wrong.

by Pageboy May 7, 2014

Hipsterpotamus

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipsterpotamus

A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters

Tim: Man I hate hipsters!

Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.

by JimScene September 21, 2010