Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019