When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.
A long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that I got a shit hickey.
by hookandpull July 11, 2012
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When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.
OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!
by StuPedasso February 25, 2012
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The shits that come shortly after eating at the hickey dining hall. Usually very lose and wet. And can last up to half an hour
Oh fuck me, the Hickey Shits are hitting!
by Bigdorlandi October 3, 2020
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