heteromo

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n. A very straight acting gay man. No one will ever guess that he is gay and no matter how well your gaydar works, you'll never think of him as a homosexual.
n. A gayman who goes unnoticed under a properly working gaydar.

Who would have thought Eric was gay, he was such a heteromo no wonder my gaydar missed him.

heteromo by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

Words you can keep

Heteromo

Best friends that are both heterosexual but act homosexual together

Camille & Leonora giant heteromos

Heteromo by Shyooooooooooooooooo September 7, 2015

heteromo

n. A straight man who says or does something that makes him appear gay.

adj. Of or relating to a heteromo. Used to describe a straight man who appears gay, or any act or remark which may qualify as a labeler for being a heteromo.

Even though Brian sings showtunes and wears a lot of pink, he is not actually gay, he is just a heteromo.

The way Robb commented about Andy's figure was a little bit heteromo.

heteromo by Brandiesel October 16, 2006

Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.

This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.

Heteromo Relationship by Smilemptysoul June 7, 2014

No Heteromo

A version of "No Homo/Hetero" for Non-Binary people.

I love you, No Heteromo though.

No Heteromo by Skubbley June 19, 2020

heteroromantic bisexual

A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes but romantically attracted to only the opposite sex

George wants to have sex with John and not start a relationship with him. He also wants to have sex with Alice but he also wants to start a relationship with her, because he is heteroromantic bisexual.

heteroromantic bisexual by odysseus ottumchock March 7, 2016

heteroromantic asexual

Being romantically attracted to the opposite sex, while maintaining very little to no sexual attraction to any gender.

Homosexual Friend : "Hey man, you sure you're straight? 'Cuz you're pretty hot."
Me : We've talked about this. I'm not even technically straight. Well, sorta. I'm a heteroromantic asexual.

heteroromantic asexual by SuicidalHousecat June 2, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026