The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw
Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
by matthewhpg March 28, 2011
The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.
She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
by Onthatrichbitchshit June 12, 2021
noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.
verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.
Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010
The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
by I love Draco Malfoy October 28, 2006
by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011
Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
Hermione Granger is brilliant!
by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022
Hermione Granger is the smartest witch of her time, she is a loyal friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She has bushy brown hair,and large forteeth, but she is actually really beautiful! She maybe is a little bit frigid and a know-it-all, but if you know her better she is the best friend you'd ever have. She is a real bookworm. She is secretly in love with Ron Weasley, but she doesn't dare to tell him!!!!!
by Summerbreeze May 25, 2006