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Hardy's bathroom

When you take a giant crap when you have the fucking stomach bug. Then, you get told that you killled the bathroom.
person 1: are you ok?

person 2: no. i just took a Hardy's Bathroom lmao
Hardy's bathroom by hardys bathroom December 31, 2019

herd-stupidity 

The act of people that are too stupid to realise they are stupid gathering in herds to ward off the actual intellectually superior people.
I was on reddit earlier lurking posts and I stumbled upon this thread filled with nothing but herd-stupidity against the OP
herd-stupidity by Shadou December 28, 2016

Ed Hardy Security 

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.

uber heady spaghetti 

When an individual believes their knowledge of "heady" subjects is unsurpassed, but in reality they are just putting up a front. Usually become very defensive when called out, and generally lose ensuing argument, though they usually don't realize it. Not a term of endearment.
The tool with all the hemp is trying to come off as a drug guru, but they are really uber heady spaghetti.

herd stupidity 

Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.
COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
herd stupidity by YAWA November 17, 2020

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
herpy slurp by cumballs69 January 18, 2017