by (hr15 February 16, 2019
by kornonthekob1 March 23, 2016
That was so heraldic when he got stoned before a driving lesson and didn't notice when the lights turned green and then back to red with the car remaining stationary throughout.
by Chris Hume December 24, 2003
a massive woman who likes crusty men and has a thing for big chocolate men. Also shes abnormally tall and does karate.
by thomas herald February 01, 2009
A herald is a the particularly smelly fart that immediately precedes a bowel movement. Unlike normal "fuck it, I'm alone and my stomach hurts" farts that may yield oderiferous clues as to one's eating habits over the last 12 hours, the herald smells distinctly of nothing but human poop.
by loobeydoobey February 25, 2016
The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.
by Brynjamin April 19, 2013