Hemmingwaying It 

Opting to drink copious quantities of absinthe, whiskey, or another alcoholic beverage commonly abused by Ernest Hemmingway alone, instead of going to a widely attended social gathering.

Fat Bill couldn't find a prom date, so he spent the night Hemmingwaying It in his basement. Needless to say, he had much more fun than any guy who actually went.

Hemmingwaying It by Hernest Memmingway May 1, 2010