by k.derr July 12, 2009
a boy who has high hopes for people but always gets let down in the end hemi also has high hopes for his self but he lets people bring him down one day he will be rich and very anti social because of how he was treated
by OMFGWOWBRO November 23, 2021
Best person ever by far. Can treat a girl good, and is very special. Hemi can be non-talkative, and can make your life so much more amazing. And ladies, if you end up getting him, trust me he's worth it ;) don't let him go. Also, you mess with him, his best friend will beat you up ;) He can also, be a spicy and salty guy. :')
Best friend: "So hemi how's your day?"
Hemi: "It was fine, someone was messing with me tho-"
Best friend: "If I get accused for murder, bail me out."
Hemi: "It was fine, someone was messing with me tho-"
Best friend: "If I get accused for murder, bail me out."
by Don't_ask_me_what_i_am January 24, 2018
A hemi is that fat kid in your gym class, every class/ school has a hemi. The hemi in your gym class probably smells somewhat like a dead horse. A hemi typically likes little boys, and sucks at life in general. Hemi's often make funny faces when attepting to do something. (This can range from breathing to playing softball) When this "hemi" makes one laugh, the hemi usually has enough time to toss an insult your way because of your extreme laughing. This is when you call him fat.
Hemi- Your stupid!
Chris- JEZUZ.....u smell like a fuckin ass .........get ur thumb out of ur ass.
Aaron- AND TAKE A SHOWER!!
Dillon- Pancakes.
Chris- JEZUZ.....u smell like a fuckin ass .........get ur thumb out of ur ass.
Aaron- AND TAKE A SHOWER!!
Dillon- Pancakes.
by The Terminator November 10, 2005
When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.
Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.
Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.
Hemi: I am not astonished.
DOLT!
Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.
Hemi: I am not astonished.
DOLT!
by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023
A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.
Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.
by Paul December 22, 2004
hemi deriving from the word hemorrhoid, when you are so mad that the pressure of you blood rises the point the loose rectal vessel combusts.
(*this isn't biologically accurate*)
(*this isn't biologically accurate*)
by n.c404 July 23, 2022