Hello Albuquerque

an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"

Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Albuquerque Hello

When arriving in Albuquerque someone puts a trash bag over your head a sprays ether (preferably Polar brand starter fluid) in the bag until you pass out. Then you are placed in an 8 foot ditch and covered with dirt.

When James and Jimmie came to our small town we gave them an Albuquerque Hello.

by Spicy0304 September 12, 2019

Albuquerque hello

Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.

James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.

by Fourty two September 13, 2019

Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

Albuquerque Hello

Greeting someone by spraying starter fluid into a bag and putting it over their head until unconscious. Most likely in the act of murder.

He was sick of her shit so he gave her an Albuquerque hello and dumped her in the yard.

by Ares Edge September 12, 2019

Albuquerque hello

Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive

Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello

by Grim Karen September 13, 2019

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019