hella pro 

Used to describe a person who is the best in their respective field. And commonly used by people who know they're not the best but need to say it to clarify that they are not the worst.

Can be used to classify a person, or it can be used to describe a persons pro-like actions.

>99%, undefeated, untouched, invincible, the best, your mom wishes I was her only child, etc. What can I say? I'm all of these things. I'm hella pro.

hella pro by RealPersonality November 26, 2006

hello neighbor pro 

the best hello neighbor player in the world, currently known as Noe

omg noe is so good at hello neighbor hes hello neighbor pro!

hello neighbor pro by swag money team land January 15, 2022

hello program 

If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.

The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.

Girl: Hello

Guy: Hello

Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?

Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.

hello program by newsvava February 13, 2009

mental hell professional 

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

mental hell professional by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.

Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."

Processing hell by Ghodith September 7, 2010

voice-prompt hell 

the frustration experienced when dialling a large organization to speak to a real person about a specific query that isn't covered by the maze of multiple automated options, and / or the voice recognition system can't understand you

I just spent at least 10 minutes in voice-prompt hell trying to speak to someone about my traffic fine, only to discover at the end there's an option to press zero to speak to a real person

voice-prompt hell by Peter Greenwall July 6, 2011

promise heaven, deliver hell 

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

promise heaven, deliver hell by HOSDOG January 6, 2009