See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.
"Hazel went topless last night. All hail Hazel."
by Dugan October 15, 2004
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Can’t take dick but that’s okay she has a good personality and is very pretty
Lad: Hazel come suck my dick
Hazel: I don’t think u wanna be disappointed xo
by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
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Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.

Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.

Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!

Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.
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Someone who is fully acquainted with doors and/or enjoys the use of them, particularly for the use of sexual relations.
Oh man, that chick was quite a hazel; she was all over me before we entered the house so we did it right there.
by cr4z4ych!c4 June 29, 2009
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the best girlfriend ever, everything about her is the best of the best and no one compares to how fantastic she is, unbelievably beautiful and the only thing you could ever want in life.
"your totally simping over Hazel"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
by lawrence11 October 31, 2020
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Hazel's are generally likable girls when you first meet them, with tinkling giggles, and charming smiles. Hazel is very beautiful, and stylish. However, once you spend a certain amount of time with a Hazel, you often find that she is shallow, selfish, and vain. Most everyone will find this, excluding whichever guy Hazel currently is pining after. Said guy don't usually care that she's shallow, selfish and vain, since she gives them her full attention and is extremely playful towards them. Hazel can often be described as a tease to those who know her best. But don't get the wrong idea, underneath all of those negative things, is a sensitive girl who has her own well-being at heart. She's just trying to survive with minimum damage, no matter the people she hurts along the way.
A: Does Hazel have a new boyfriend?
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
by PrincessPea04 May 1, 2019
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The one who causes global warming by throwing out a yellow bowl.
Person #1: I'm going to throw out my bowl.
Person #2: Don't be a Hazel! Recycle!
by froyo2011 November 28, 2011
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