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Having hoes 

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not
Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.
Having hoes by WhateverB January 4, 2017
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Having hoes 

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others
Having hoes is great until they all find out

Having Hoes 

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .
Fred has always been Having Hoes .
Having Hoes by ...oh January 10, 2015

Having hoes 

Bestfriend that has hoes and denies it
My bestfriend be having hoes lined up and will deny he does
Having hoes by Ariebihhh June 22, 2017

havin hoes 

Having hoes is when you are immature and most likely young. You have multiple guys/girls hitting you up and sliding in your dm's, you flirt with them mutually and keep them semi attached to you. Common in highschool.
Damnnnnnn dude you got hella hoes! Let me get a piece of one. I wish i was havin hoes like you.
havin hoes by Mary Borb November 28, 2017

Havin hoes 

Kenneth MiddleSkin Montgomery
"I heard he be havin hoes"
"Aw, you mean Kenneth?"
Havin hoes by Middleskin December 16, 2018
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