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have a good one 

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...
customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."
have a good one by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Have a good one 

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.
VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir
Have a good one by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one 

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.
"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."
Have a good one by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017

have a good one 

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language
DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one
have a good one by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Have a good one

"It's been good man."
"Yeah man! Have a good one."
Have a good one by Android1639 December 20, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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