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have a good one 

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...
customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."
have a good one by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Have a good one 

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.
VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir
Have a good one by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one 

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.
"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

have a good one 

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language
DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one
have a good one by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Have a good one

A friendly way of saying Goodbye.
"It's been good man."
"Yeah man! Have a good one."
Have a good one by Android1639 December 20, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026