Harry Spotter

Woman with a furry muff that's beginning her period.

Hey I think I should shave my muff. I think my period started. I don't want to be a Harry Spotter.......

by Dick A Beaver June 8, 2017

harry snotter

When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.

So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.

by Sir Harry Snotter July 15, 2011

Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

harrypottersexual

Somebody that is only attracted to people from Harry Potter.
Mostly Draco Malfoy.

Boy: Can I have your phone number?
Girl: NO, I am harrypottersexual!

by .Lizy. December 21, 2020

harrypotterology

Harry Potter related trivia, that some people seem to know, and others don't. Usually stuff that isn't essential to the understanding of the story.

Hey man, what does Ron Weasley's mother's cousin do for fun?

I don't know. I'm not up on my harrypotterology

by blahblahblah June 17, 2004

HARRYPOTTERLESS

The inability to attend the midnight showing of the final harry potter movie.

OMG! I WAS HARRYPOTTERLESS ON JULY 14!!

by Wwehtpoahge July 13, 2011

harrypottering

To wait in line for hours, most usually costumed, to receive an early release of some sexed up book/video game/movie, or other medium for geekgasming.

I just went harrypottering to be the first to get Eclipse! I want to donkeypunch Edward Cullen I love him so much!

by Dr Ebay October 16, 2008