some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. April 30, 2007
When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
by Pooja Patel June 17, 2004
Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010
a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.
by aya December 10, 2003
A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.
by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009
A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.
Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.
E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire
*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*
Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.
E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire
*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*
Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward
*mr Psst falls over*
Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
*mr Psst falls over*
Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
by Staplersaurus July 30, 2008