Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner
Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one
(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.