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Hanson's law 

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
Hanson's law by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005
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Hanse’s Closet 

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.
Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Hanse’s Closet by subinsbf March 18, 2018

Hanson's law 

Reducing one's credibility in any argument by using words like "lib", "liberal" or "liberals". One a person uses the above words with derogatory intent, he demonstrates his political bias, polarizes his audience and loses any remaining credibility.

Once Hanson's law is invoked, the offenders argument is considered useless banter or low level regurgitated propaganda from that point forward.
Case 1- "Why do you liberals hate America?"

Hanson's law has been invoked

Case 2- "You're a liberal, that's why".
Hanson's law by A non liberal June 21, 2005

Hanson's law 

Hanson's Law- As the result of seemingly endless political chat room and message board flame wars, basic human social decorum dictates that once a person uses the word(s); “libs”, "liberal" or "liberals", they immediately establish their political bias, polarize their audience and lose all credibility.

At this point, Hanson’s Law has been invoked and offender’s statements are reduced to the level of worthless political propaganda.
Case 1 – “You believe that because you’re a liberal.”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Case 2 – “Why do liberals hate America?”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Pauline Hanson's One Nation 

A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more.
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for Pauline Hanson's One Nation , they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.

Hansen-Staggs 

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings
Stop acting so hansen-staggs.
Hansen-Staggs by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

Pauline Hanson's One Nation 

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.
I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.

I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
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