Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci on the Partridge Family.This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See lowest common denominator.
My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.
by A. Wassenich October 22, 2007
one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.
girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
by SdCharers11 January 14, 2008
The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.
11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
by meghan riot April 6, 2008
one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 4, 2008
a girl who leads a life of regular to pop star.
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
*CAUTION* hannah montana
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 13, 2008
Retarded 12 year old: HOMGWTFBBQ I got tickets to HANNAH MONTANA.
Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-
Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-
by George Le November 18, 2007
Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.
by Malish February 16, 2008