Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 15, 2022
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When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021
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To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"
So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.
by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 17, 2020
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one who engages in hanky-panky.
A bas hanky-panksters!
by uttam maharjan November 6, 2012
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When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 2, 2020
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