hand dance 

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

hand dance by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

Over the pants hand dance 

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

Over the pants hand dance by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Single Man Hand Dance 

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

Single Man Hand Dance by riddlecker September 30, 2016

Mexican Hand Dance 

Mutual masturbation with salsa.

Did you see that weird porn!? It involved a Mexican hand dance!

Mexican Hand Dance by Ravyn Moon March 18, 2009

no hand dance 

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

no hand dance by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018

sword hand dance 

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

sword hand dance by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

Hand dancing 

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

Hand dancing by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012