When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.
A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
by RomanGod June 20, 2007
This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.
T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.
by ortegaaj January 22, 2013
A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.
by Joes Endo February 25, 2016
When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
by knifeguywithaknife January 22, 2011
The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
when an outcome of something is 50/50 it can be said to be half chips half rice... this originates in take away establishments throughtout the U.K when purchasing a curry, the most common side accompaniment would be half chips half rice.
by Amie Betts February 6, 2009
by Kincheap May 12, 2009