Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Hairy Palms

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!

Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

hairy palms

all Wookies

Chewbacca's got hairy palms!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

by lero July 31, 2004

hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

by brizzle lover March 1, 2010