"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.
by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 02, 2006
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masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman
ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....
by lero July 31, 2004
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a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
by brizzle lover February 26, 2010
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