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Haddawayed 

When someone (a pervert) on Chatroulette deems it is necessary to loop the song "What is Love" by Haddaway* while whacking off to the beat. A blatant misuse of the mic setting in which you can choose stereo mix (if enabled) as a way for you partner to hear the song you are listening to.

*"What is Love" was a one hit wonder by Haddaway, remixed versions of this song do exist but, for the most part, people that partake in this perversion use the original, perhaps because they want to remind themselves of a time where vans were cheap, and unnecessarily large swirly lollipops were more readily available.
Pauly DiAngelo: I was I Chatroulette last night and got Haddawayed.

Vinny Capricola: What does that mean?

Pauly: out of nowhere a dick came on the screen and started whacking off to the beat! He was litteraly beatin' up dat' beat except he wasn't beating the song he was beatin his dick!

Vinny: Makes you think bout those stupid guidos that do that kinda shit in clubs in jersey...

Pauly: What the fist pumpin' or the whacking off?

Vinny: Both

(Pauly and Vinny high-five)
Haddawayed by 231zfa March 11, 2010
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Artist of the greatest early 90s dance song ever. "What is Love"
"What is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more" Haddaway
haddaway by Chris McPake March 28, 2006
Best known for his 1993 hit "What Is Love", Alexander Nestor Haddaway has has proven to be an artist with staying power.

Born in Trinidad but raised in Germany and the US, Haddaway has sold over 28 million records. Since his self-titled 1993 debut, there have been four albums and a greatest hits collection. The Drive (1995), Let's Do It Now (1998), My Face, and Pop Splits (2005). He never again reached the dizzy heights of the success achieved by What Is Love, but Haddaway gets better with every album, and has an army of dedicated fans.
Haddaway is a pop artist associated with the Eurodance style of music, 1990s, Germany, Trinidad and Coconut Records. A similiar artist is CB Milton.
Haddaway by ka-os June 11, 2006

What Is Love - Haddaway 

A song that just so happens to be stuck in my head right now. Why have I created this as a definition? Dunno.

What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
What Is Love - Haddaway
"What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?"
good for the song, "what is love", but not much else.
person 1- i like the song "what is love" by Haddaway. what other songs have they made?

person 2- nothing theyre a one hit wonder.
haddaway by JK rowlinnnn February 27, 2009

Haddawayitis 

1. The adverse chemical reaction that turns a human invisible after being an intentional or unintentional participant in anal sex. Typically only seen in homosexual males, it has however been known to appear among the heterosexual male population in rare cases.

2. A rigorous belief system in which followers believe the prostate only exists for the sole purpose of blowing chunky loads from man on man love.
Example of the first known case of haddawayitis, claiming several victims:
Dutch: Yesterday, what did you see?
Dillon: You're wasting your time.
Dutch: No more games!
Anna: I don't know what it was. It...
Dutch: Go on.
Anna: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle. We call it "la haddaway diablo".
Dillon: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were assfucked by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

2. "See the prostate exists for the sole purpose of anal sex, it's quite clear nature intended for us to get fucked in the ass on a regular basis" "uh excuse me I think you don't understand the actual physiological uses for the pro -" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP!"
Haddawayitis by pleasken September 1, 2012

HADDALAYERDOWN 

WIN YU DONE CRANKED YER HOGG TWO HARD AND YER PANTS R SHIDDED, AND BARB LEFT ITZ YER ONLIE OPSHUN, HOSS.
GOBBLESS
"DAMN LIBRULS LEAVIN CLIBBINS EVRYWHEER, FURST PANTS=SHIDD, THEN HADDALAYERDOWN" GOBBLESS
HADDALAYERDOWN by OTIS_De'Vil September 12, 2023
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