An online community in which people who have no life nor friend in the real world hide behind a computer for endless hours playing a game. They play fake role playing activity's what shows their level of maturity. Habbo Hotel is monitored nearly 24-7 by habbo moderators who wish to be payed $12 an hour to be loved for once in their life by little kiddies.
The hotel is also managed by sulake staff that work in HQ's around the globe, their part in habbo hotel is advertising and making sure young teenagers say the love them so they can take advantage of them and make them spend heaps and heaps on money for a hang out for cock heads.
Then you have a fan site called habbos.net that supports the hangout for cocks as well, they are dick heads accept for andrew charlie and tom see mining the do not spend endless hours on habbo hotel. Habbo's uses habbos.net to chat about habbo events and to chat. The site is leasing into favoritisms and as legionnaire! said
Habbos.net is a popularity contest. Unfortunately for you, you're losing. On a brighter note, you're winning at failing at life. Claps4u.
That sums it up habbo hotel is a hang out for cock heads if you hate it then www.jewlake.com
The hotel is also managed by sulake staff that work in HQ's around the globe, their part in habbo hotel is advertising and making sure young teenagers say the love them so they can take advantage of them and make them spend heaps and heaps on money for a hang out for cock heads.
Then you have a fan site called habbos.net that supports the hangout for cocks as well, they are dick heads accept for andrew charlie and tom see mining the do not spend endless hours on habbo hotel. Habbo's uses habbos.net to chat about habbo events and to chat. The site is leasing into favoritisms and as legionnaire! said
Habbos.net is a popularity contest. Unfortunately for you, you're losing. On a brighter note, you're winning at failing at life. Claps4u.
That sums it up habbo hotel is a hang out for cock heads if you hate it then www.jewlake.com
Example of maturity:
Habbo1: I LOVE YOU BAMALOO.
Habbo2: You want to have sex?
Habbo3: You look sexy.
Habbo4: asl.
Habbo5: Habbo isnt a game its life.
Habbo1: I LOVE YOU BAMALOO.
Habbo2: You want to have sex?
Habbo3: You look sexy.
Habbo4: asl.
Habbo5: Habbo isnt a game its life.
by Jewlake May 10, 2008
A sorry excuse for a game in which you can chat, swim, play and do a lot of other fun exciting things...
...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
Person: Hey what's up!
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
by skrewi lui October 28, 2007
a stupid game teenagers play and pretend to be babies or get habbo boyfriends or girlfriend.
this game is highly addictive and you will have no life
thankyou.
this game is highly addictive and you will have no life
thankyou.
girl: omg sarah im on this game called habbo hotel and i have this boyfriend and omg he is sooo hot and we had habbo sex and omg ive been on it like 18 hours straight today and i bought all this furni and last month my mobile phone bill was 2000 dollars im soo rich on habbo its so fun but addictive you should join !!
sarah: UMM ill pass, im not a stupid little teenager with no life .
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU NOOB!
sarah: UMM ill pass, im not a stupid little teenager with no life .
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU NOOB!
by kazzzz ! December 29, 2007
Where supposed "bloods and crips" come to dress up in blue and red, and fight eachother, for what "set" is the best. when real bloods and crips do not go on habbo.
Habbo Person #1: wat set u reppin?
Habbo Person #2: cripz, bitch
Habbo Person #1: im blood bitch, get out of here before i kik your virtual a$$
Habbo Person #2: cripz, bitch
Habbo Person #1: im blood bitch, get out of here before i kik your virtual a$$
by fierrobrian October 15, 2007
A stupid place full of stupid people. I know many who are addicted to this... uh... pile of something... The mods do NOTHING, so the place is full of hackers and scammers, and "habbo clubbers" who think they're the best 'cause they get more clothes and hairstyles. Seriously, if Habbo was real life they would have nothing. And probably don't, as they are a bunch of losers with no friends.
Also, you pay real money for fake furniture. REAL MONEY! YOU WILL NEED THAT, YOU FOOLS!
Also, you pay real money for fake furniture. REAL MONEY! YOU WILL NEED THAT, YOU FOOLS!
Joe: Duhuhuhuhu... Hey Tom I've been playing Habbo for five weeks straight and I'm an HC!!!!
Tom: Dude, get off your computer and come outside...
Joe: BUT THIS IS LIKE BEING OUTSIDE! IT'S REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!!!!
Tom: No it isn't. Now, I'll be leaving, but don't come to me if that game ruins you...
*5 weeks later*
Joe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I've been hacked!!!!!!!!! AND THE MODS DID NOTHING!
Tom: I told you not to come to me... see ya.
So, Joe lost Tom, his last friend.
Tom: Dude, get off your computer and come outside...
Joe: BUT THIS IS LIKE BEING OUTSIDE! IT'S REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!!!!
Tom: No it isn't. Now, I'll be leaving, but don't come to me if that game ruins you...
*5 weeks later*
Joe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I've been hacked!!!!!!!!! AND THE MODS DID NOTHING!
Tom: I told you not to come to me... see ya.
So, Joe lost Tom, his last friend.
by Il Fantasma June 8, 2009
by dw March 23, 2003
habbo is a social networking thing were teens with no friends and no lifes go to make friends have cyber S3% pretend to be babies have gf's and bf's with other teens all over the world
by ohshit!! June 28, 2009