hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.
man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.
by pockets June 22, 2003
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When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.
by Jack Squat January 27, 2005
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The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.
My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.
by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018
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Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.
Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006
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As implicated by the Chronic Album in The 20 Dollar Sac Pyramid, it is an alternative term for Marijuana, just as is Buddha or N-Do. Nonetheless, it can be used as an expression for Marijuana of compromised quality, hence having magic-like effects.
Damn E, dat hocus pocus got me trippin like a Mo Fo.
by Don Jaime October 15, 2003
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A game from the early '90s featuring wizards and castles; regarded as a classic.
by Trafton September 14, 2003
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– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.
by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 01, 2016
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