Handful

A euphemism used to describe a kid who is an attention demanding jerk and allowed to behave badly wherever she goes. She wields control the over family while her parents do nothing to discourage it, in fact they may beam with pride over the behavior and even find it adorable. (See also: feisty, sparkplug, firecracker, pistol)

My 10-year old is such a feisty little firecracker, isn't she? She's the baby of the family and can be a real handful.

by croquemadame October 5, 2016

Handful

Rough unit of measurement for the female breast. Often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger breasts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones - the ideal between too small and too large. There are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.

-More than a handful is a waste. Any bigger, and they're less perky, and get saggy with age.
-Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect.
-If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.

by JasperDee August 18, 2010

Handful

More than eight (8) of any objects, picked up in a hand.

Dave: Goddammit, I said a handful of marshmallows, not 8!!

by Olufem December 15, 2012

handful

the number five on a scorecard

"What'd you get on that last hole?"
"A handful"

by thickduff December 20, 2004

handful

the swift grabbing of another boy's pectoral muscle, the male titty. Not necessarily confined to men, but its more funny that way. Can be used in multiple contexts

"dude, gimme a handful!"
"NO, get OFFFFFFFF me!"

OR
"Lets go handfulling tonight!"

"I handful-assaulted that dude in class today"

by BrownFury January 11, 2009

handful

used to describe testicles of quite decent size.

Sarah: So, are his big, small, what? Like, golf ball sized, or ping pong balls?

Jane: I don't know about all that, but they're a good handful.

by itsmeduhhh338 April 13, 2009

Handful

5 ounces
Unit of measurement
Often used by Mr Green

A handful.
That's 5 ounces of Mr Green's favourite unit of measurement.

by Roodedoo January 17, 2021