Håvard

A term often used for fat cunts. 99% of all Håvard's, have AIDS, so stop riding their dicks for 20 dollars. A Håvard is often seen with a ugly ass monkey. Håvard's tends to lick each others buttholes in a restroom at McDonalds, and also eats McFlurry out of each others anus.

Hey! Håvard! Stop licking that monkey's asshole!

by Enchilada69 May 2, 2019

Håvard

Håvard is a big boy looking just like Dosia x god

Yo that Håvard looking like Dosia

by 1yugscd9u8yg9acd March 15, 2022

Håvard

Probably the worst in valorant even though he thinks hes good

I am the best player in the game my name is "Håvard"

by ItsSEBast1an March 26, 2021

Håvard

A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.

Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?

by Spermefant May 2, 2018

håvard

Often a great science teacher and mentor, often has huge muscles and a tendency to wrestle.

Yes sir Håvard

by Sigwri March 13, 2018

håvard

Håvard is an Norwegian name, that has it's root from the age of the vikings. The vikings had slaves and they often referred to them as Håvard. Håvard is nowadays a "slang" name for someone who's extremely gay and is often left alone in public places.

Example of use "That guy over there is such an Håvard, he's been sucking on dicks since he came, but now he's all alone."

by xXCreeperSlayer69Xx March 8, 2018

Lars Håvard Haugen

The best damn guitarist from Hol to Gulsvik.

Have you heard Lars Håvard Haugen's instrumental album?

by NintendoSwitchForWomen June 16, 2023