1 definition by goonsquadbuttonwoodgangstar

a 45 year old man who is either unemployed, or living in his mothers basement (or both). He does nothing 11 months of the year, but when december comes through he spends all day and night playing shinny, thought he has mad dangles, his goon tactics, and lack of a helmet or hockey gloves are what make this heroic man a GUINNER
hey ya fuckin goon look at that guinner in the red sweater dangle those moules.
by goonsquadbuttonwoodgangstar January 7, 2009
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