A retard of war who is not capable of basic human movement but is still somehow welcomed to the battlefield. Otherwise known as grunk. A grunk is a man who has spent their entire life training for this moment and then just plff dies
by ZestySwiggerHigger January 13, 2018
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a small fluffy animal that bounces
"bob saw a cute little grunk"
by mr.grunk February 13, 2018
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A combination of Golf and Drinking. Golf is in fact a drinking sport. Being Grunk is all about playing golf the way it was meant to be played, absolutely shmammered.
Hey Honey, I am going out for 18 with the boy. We are getting Grunk, Don't wait up!
by GrunkDolfer December 19, 2021
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Grunk - The name is a combination of Grunge and Punk music.
This is a new genre that will one day in the future be made famous by a band that Olivia Tweedale and Rory Asten Bell will form. It will be the biggest movement in music since grunge was introduced back in the early 90's. This new genre will dominate music and form the basis of many new amazing bands.
Olivia: I WANNA BRING GRUNGE BACK

Rory: I WANNA BRING BACK PUNK.

Olivia: WE NEED TO MAKE A BAND.

Rory: We shall name this the Grunk (Genre)
by Rory Asten Bell August 6, 2011
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A small device used for trying to find ghost activity
"Here we got the Grunk Dunken, This will help us find paranormal activity"
by HonorGuest May 25, 2022
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