Seaman's Grundle
Seaman's Grundle by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009
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newton's grundle
A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.
This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls
This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls
Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.
newton's grundle by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014
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grundle smack
Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.
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Grundle Surfing
When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
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grundle sauce
after taking his face out of ferman's ass, kenny quickly realized it was smeared with grundle sauce.
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grundle slap
when a man stands with his legs spread a bit and swings his ball sack so that they slap his grungle area.
i dared my friend to do something embarrassing and he pulled his pants down and showed me the grundle slap.
grundle slap by James Hill January 17, 2008
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