grump

Specifically an old person farting because it sounds like someone making a grumpy noise. Can be used to describe any exertion of air from the anal cavity in a comical *making fun of* manner.

Did that old dude just walk by grump. Omg he did it smells terrible and he didn’t even flinch haha.

by SavageArmy07 January 22, 2023

grump

Taking a giant bump of cocaine that is almost like a full gram inhaled in one bump.

Damn! She just took a grump and the whole bag is practically done.

by The Real Minnie Mouse July 26, 2019

Grumps

The shortened version of the word or name "Grumpy cat".

Emily was looking like Grumpy Cat so now we call her Grumps for short

by FamM October 23, 2016

grumps

a nickname for a person named something blabla

maddison : hey grumps !
grumps : hey hot gyel ;))

by daddymaddygrowlsfurry December 3, 2020

grump

Someone who is always tired, sad, mad, boring, negative, and lazy

Wow, you turned into a real grump.

by AntIs_Cool July 22, 2018

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 11, 2019

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019