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it grips my shit 

A term that was first used to found a (my) website of the same name (the address I cannot provide due to the advertising nature that would be, unless the site will allow me to). It means that something really winds you up. When something does wind you up, it's refered to as "gripping my shit".. as if the said situation has grabbed you right in the ass and is gripping whats inside. If your refering to some-one elses problems then it's described as "gripping YOUR shit"

The same site is also the public founder of the "Shit List": Basically, a personal list of items/people combined that griped my shit.
(Bitching about some-one) "That girl really grips my shit"
OR
People that drive at 30 mph in a 50 really grip my shit.
(Talking to some-one) "What's Gripping Your Shit?"
"insert something that annoys you.. It Grips My Shit"

Gripes my tail 

When something really bothers you.
That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!
Gripes my tail by JRBIV January 1, 2022

Kiss My Grits 

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
Kiss My Grits by topaz49 June 23, 2013

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants 

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

kiss my grits 

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
kiss my grits by cass March 9, 2004

overcookin' my grits 

when one is chopping/busting or just being an all around pain in the ass.
Look, Bitch! will you stop bitching. I've had enough. You're overcookin' my grits.
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