A. Pointing out inaccuracies in movies, writing, games, in regard to history, physics, or accepted canonical lore.
B. As a verb (grognarding) to describe the activity of A.
A. Did you see Game of Thrones last night? It was good except middle easterners would never wield katanas, and dragons don'tfly like that, sorry to be a grognard about it.
B. We tried to watch 300, but Bill kept grognarding about how the Spartan armor was more like Athenian armor.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'