The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a GriffinJohnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: GriffinJohnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
GriffinJohnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.