When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.
Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.
by Lord Dagon May 30, 2011
Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!
Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011
Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls
I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.
by Bongman7 January 30, 2011
Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
by Colton Moore June 15, 2018
When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
by Aprice January 09, 2008
"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."
"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
by kee stains March 24, 2007
the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.
by the grin reefer March 08, 2009