Green Nosing

a form of kissing someones ass by using an environmentally friendly or healthy means

"Wow, Peter brought Frank a bowl of broccoli slaw before the show"

"Yeah, he's Green Nosing so Frank will cast him as the lead actor in the next show"

by Zen Leon October 16, 2009

green nose

Mid level HR executive often from Gaelic country esp. Wales

I've got a 6 month review coming up with Verity. That woman is such a green nose.

by gingerchild May 18, 2009

Green Nose

Someone who dislikes the smell of recreational drugs and often vomits after smelling or consuming them.

Dan: "That joint stinks man."
Pete: "You're such a f***ing green nose man."

by Green-Boy September 12, 2019

Green nosing

When companies make earth-friendly public appeals through token policies or initiatives that have little impact on business as usual.

Oh look! Multinational Resource Inc. is green nosing us by suppling the dishsoap for those poor oil-soaked gulls!

by doyouknowhim August 15, 2017